May 2013
madturbating:
one time i balled so hard not even i could find me
“You’ve got a soul, use it.”
– Bright Eyes, Hallie Selassie (via sleeplessinorlando)
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for...”
– Albert Einstein (via thescienceofreality)
Your mouth could do brutal things to my heart but you’re a risk I’m willing to fuck because I have a feeling your hands would do beautiful things to my thighs.
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
ifyoucarryonthisway:
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think...
neonlightning:
Can I just skip to the part where I’ve found a job I love, have a family with someone I love whether that’s kids or just a pet or two and everything’s all sorted please?
